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Motorhead / Girlschool, "Please Don't Touch" (A Quiet Night In)
AC/DC, "Sin City" (Powerage)
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Guns 'n' Roses, "My Michelle" (Appetite For Destruction)
Motley Crue, "Shout At the Devil" (Shout At the Devil)
Slayer, "Mandatory Suicide" (South of Heaven)
Van Halen, "Atomic Punk" (Van Halen)
Queen, "Tie Your Mother Down" (A Day at the Races)
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