Better off dead

Being as how I’m swamped with stuff to do tonight, including a midnight-4am (central standard time, only on KJHK 90.7FM) free form set, getting money to the bank, grabbing coffee, setting up a new turntable, and possibly watching some Law & Order… here’s a random list. Reviews and quality material return tomorrow.

Ten musical acts to which I would rather listen than Insane Clown Posse
in no particular order

Garth Brooks – Well, there’s always that song about driving a big rig into a hotel room.
Chris Gaines – The SNL sketch was pretty funny.
Disturbed – “The Sickness” was pretty good… until I realized every other song they wrote sounded exactly like it.
Big and Rich – Hot girls get freaky on the dancefloor for “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy.”
Kansas – Seriously, I live in Kansas. I’ve heard “Dust In the Wind” enough times, thanks.
Joanna Newsom – As if a warbling 10 year old girl went tone-deaf and sang Bjork songs.
Fergie – Her songs suck, she looks like a tranny, and the Black Eyed Peas actually sound BETTER than she does.
Jessica Simpson – See above.
Britney Spears – Have you seen her lately? It’s a like the most fascinating train wreck ever.
Crunk – I’m aware it’s a genre, not an act. It’s still… well, let’s have MC Lars spell it out:
“This popular subgenre is brought to you by materialism. We’d like to thank Bentley, Alize champagne, and Sean John clothing. We’d like to thank the record industry for marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12 year olds and a pop culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid, superficial entertainment.”

And yet… as much as I hate all of these acts, I’d still rather listen to all ten on an endless loop than ever listen to ICP ever again. Those white trash heroes can fucking eat it. Their circus carnival beats, weak flow, and fatass fans can eat me.

Kansas – “Dust In the Wind