I wanna be a lesbian

Yesterday appeared to be an unofficial lesbian day at Half Price Books here in Lawrence. You had your young, college-age lesbians en femme, and your older, middle-aged lesbians all butched up. I was sort of curious as I stood at the register and saw the couples wander through the aisles looking at books and browsing the records… now, have lesbians always looked so diametrically opposite at the ends of the age spectrum?

I mean, is it just the fact that I live in a college town that contributes to the young, cute lesbians? I know we’ve got the bigger, more stereotypical lesbians of college age ’cause they post to LiveJournal fairly often. But do the younger ones end up with guys, or do they age into butch types?

Also, is it completely improper of me to stare at the pixie-ish lesbian in the tight t-shirt? ‘Cause the AC in Half Price Books is pretty cold, and she was obviously not wearing a bra. I wasn’t going to comment or hit on her, ’cause A) I’m married and B) She likes the gender sans wang. Just curious.

Anyhow, in the spirit of sapphic love, here’s some of Lawrence’s late and lamentable gone mi6.

from Alcoholiday (self-released)
Lezbian Girlfriends
Jabberjaw
Jackie Chan’s Army

from Lunchbox (Kung Fu Records)
Jeff Brown