Just don’t know what to do with myself

Proving once again that if you’re a musician, it doesn’t matter how goofy you look. You can get any hot chick you damn well please. Following in the proud footsteps of Billie Joel, Mick Jagger, and Ric Ocasek, Jack White of the White Stripes got married to British model Karen Elson earlier this week. In a canoe. In the Amazon. Seriously, folks- read the article. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

Here are the two of them:

Um… nevermind. It appears they’re both kind of odd looking. I apologize for that rant. I read “model” and “rock star” in the same article, and I assume a massively hot and/or big-breasted woman. Never thought it would be a mousy chick with a small chest. Must be love.

Download the video for their new single, “Blue Orchid.

I apologize for the lack of updates this week. My fiancee and I are trying to buy a house and plan a wedding at the same time. This is in addition to each holding down a job and raising two kids. Currently, updating this ranks low on the list of priorities. It shall kick back up in the next week. Promise. Kisses.